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i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke Hourly.

Apr 13th

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Take A Trip Down The Rabbit Hole.: macoftheaxe... →

macoftheaxe: la-fille-fracasse: macoftheaxe replied to your post: I will be twenty in two weeks and four days, and… Um, I would like to point out that I am 31 and have the exact same problem. Only it does not scare me, it makes me excited for the endless possibilities tomorrow presents. If I think about… I’m going to come across as a bit of an asshole here. As much as I try to get others...

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anrachan asked: Yo, how do I know if I am changing...

yoisthisracist: Yo, honestly, both of those scenarios actually constitute progress, so don’t trip too hard trying to figure out which is happening.

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narnieboat: davidbowiestoaster: do u ever cry because u r ugly and you hate ur hair Because I hate how I look? Yes. My hair? No. I’ve said this before on here, but it’s literally the only thing about my entire body that I don’t despise. I love my hair. <3 Every other part of me can go fuck itself, though. No, I don’t know how that’d work. Shut up.

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Personal shit you don’t care about. [[MORE]] I’ve been having trouble trying to find a local doctor that would be willing to start HRT on an informed consent basis (without informed consent waivers, it takes three months of talking to a psychologist, a diagnosis of GID, and a letter that fits the WPATH guidelines)… and then I find this online: You will receive an email back...

Apr 12th

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rantsthedog: cabradine replied to your post: nerdragerant replied to your post: I have a new… It’s Mac, isn’t it? It’s totally Mac. MAY THE FANFICTION COMMENCE. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND SHIPPING ME WITH PEOPLE

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I am eating a Kraft’s CHEDDAR EXPLOSION® mac&cheese thing that expired in October of last year for breakfast. I’m awesome at being an adult.

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Rants does not Rant: Fanboys Rant (AVGN, Nostalgic... →

macoftheaxe: tim8391: Fanboys, possible the dumbest group of people I know. But it’s not people in general, it’s internet fanboys, such as the AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) and the Nostalgic Critic. They are the worst and dumbest people on the internet, especially Youtube. Don’t know who they are? Well,… Perfect response is perfect.

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i don’t have friends because apparently being a sarcastic asshole all the time is only ok on the internet The personal relevance, it stings.

Apr 12th

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Random transcripts that amused me, #1.

Meerkat: Whatcha doin'?
Friend: tumblr :D
Meerkat: I know you already pointed this out, but
Meerkat: I like how wildly different that word is depending on which one of us is saying it.
Meerkat: ... also, I just realized
Meerkat: Your porn tumblog follows me
Meerkat: isn't that... a bit of a bonerkill?
Meerkat: hot gay guys
Meerkat: hot gay guys
Meerkat: hot gay guys
Meerkat: transmisogyny
Meerkat: whoops.
Friend: nah, you rarely post
Friend: I follow enough people so that you're only a mere drop in the ocean
Friend: I don't think I've ever come across a post by you without specifically being linked from facebook
Meerkat: I like how many levels of social networking that has to go through to reach you.
Meerkat: you get linked to it from a tweet that gets sent from Tumblr that gets cross-posted to Facebook.
Meerkat: I should make it go to an identi.ca account that cross-posts updates to Twitter
Meerkat: just to make it deeper
Meerkat: ... Probably shouldn't use the word "deeper" while you're looking at porn.
Friend: :P
 [few minutes later]
Friend: I think my hungriness is overtaking my horniness
Meerkat: Wow.
Meerkat: I think you just won #firstworldproblems.
Friend: lol'd