May 2012
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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
theobsidiancinnamonster:
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign...
Meerkat and I have now started the Rants fanclub.
eggysmarshmallowmoments:
We’re the leaders. Sorry, but we called it first :P
I started Be Nice to Rants Day! I deserve to at least be the VP.
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Sunglasses were actually close to being my very first material obsession, long before the others I developed, but I never actually owned a pair. Now that I do, I don’t think I’m anywhere near mature enough to be able to handle them…
> stare directly at sun
YEAH HOMEBOY
YOUR UV RAYS CAN’T DO SHIT TO ME NOW
CAN THEY
CAN THEY
FUCK YOU
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Fact: there is a Unicode Chinese letter that means... →
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too cool for google: shityeahh: I wish we said... →
shityeahh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny…
I use the word “fancy” as a verb occasionally when I wanna be *classy*. I fancy a spot...
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NSFW: So... "WTF Cloppers" is a thing. →
… and it’s bloody amazing. Only two posts as of yet, but… oh god beakjobs what.
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Lilo, why are you all wet?
katiebug445:
reichenbitch:
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videovriska:
daswiener:
captainhufflepuff:
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
i never made that connection
rantsthedog:
macoftheaxe:
cloysterbell:
Can we just talk about Welsh town names for a second?
Ynysybwl
Glyncorrwg
Llanfihangel-yng-Ngwynfa
Ffynnongroyw
Look, Wales, I love you and all.
But how the fuck do you pronounce those.
Hey Rants! (My source for all things Welsh)
WELSH LESSON
In Welsh, “y” and “w” are vowels, and “ll” and “ff” are singular letters, so aren’t pronounced like...
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princeofkokoros:
the-dogs-are-dead:
princeofkokoros:
i believe it is heterosexual propaganda that we say in school we get ‘Straight A’s.’ do you not see how this is affecting the lgbtq community, by shunning them and trying to imply only heterosexuals succeed in life?
from now on i propose we shall acquire ’Die cis scum A’s.’
that will show them
what does being cis have to do with being...
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Missouri taxpayers cough up $1100 for a security... →
truth-has-a-liberal-bias:
stfuconservatives:
It’s bad enough that Missouri conceded to having a bust of Rush Limbaugh created and then put in the Hall of Famous Missourians. To add insult to injury, they’ve also used state funds to buy an $1100 security camera to make sure no one defaces it.
When money is spent on Planned Parenthood, NPR or PBS, that is considered “wasteful spending” if...
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Give me a chracter and I will answer:
freckledfiction:
Why I like them
Why I don’t
Favorite episode (scene if movie)
Favorite season/movie
Favorite line
Favorite outfit
OTP
Brotp
Head Canon
Unpopular opinion
A wish
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
5 words to best describe them
My nickname for them
I’m going to sleep very shortly, but I’ll answer any of these (if any at all) I get in the morning. ^_^
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Anonymous asked: My heart isn't broken, don't you worry! I was just pointing out that you have one sexy brain and that I'd like to spend some "quality time" with it. Honestly, just glad you're happy with who you're with.
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cerebral-super-villain asked: You probably broke that Anon's heart! So insensitive! D:
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cerebral-super-villain asked: What is your number on turn on? As long as we're asking personal questions. XP
Nerd Rage Rants: rantsthedog: nerdragerant:... →
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This fly flew in through my open window and I started playing dubstep…
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rantsthedog:
nerdragerant:
rantsthedog:
LIES I LOOKED IT UP TOO AND THEY DON’T THEY HAVE A SMALL MASS OF NERVES CALLED A CEREBRAL GANGLION
NOW YOU’RE BEING BIASED JUST BECAUSE THEIR BRAINS ARE DIFFERENT
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SPECIESIST
HUMAN BRAINS ARE JUST A MASS OF NERVES, TOO, YOU KNOW
SO I’M RACIST AGAINST FRUIT AND FLIES NOW WHAT HAVE I BECOME
OH MY GOD YOU MONSTER. WHY YOU ALWAYS...
tinydragongina:
If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.
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thatweirdofangirl:
remember when people used “lemon” and other citrus fruit to warn people about smut in a fic
Wait is this not the normal thing to do anymore when did that go out of fashion
I still do this all the time. I’ve never noticed it stopping. D:
satanpositive:
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.
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alimarko:
Why do we still get mad at people for being offended?
Why is it that every time someone vocalizes that they are offended and requests that the offending language/action discontinue, they are ridiculed?
Why is the offended person more at fault than the person who said something offensive?
Here is the “cure” for people who get offended: Stop saying offensive shit.
I know, easy,...
mothafickle:
so apparently tumblr did something awesome and connected all our tumblr accounts to facebook. it’s not directly logged in to our facebook accounts but just in case deselect that shit under ‘blog settings’.
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rantsthedog:
nerdragerant:
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This fly flew in through my open window and I started playing dubstep then it just keeled over and died
PROOF THAT DUBSTEP IS BAD FOR YOU, I SAY. :p
YOU LIE SIR. LIE LIKE A RUG.
IT’S CAUSING BRAIN HEMORRHAGES IN SMALL ANIMALS
HOW IS THAT ANYTHING BUT BAD
FLIES DON’T HAVE BRAINS
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can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
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Random chat transcripts that amuse me, #5
Meerkat: http://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Homestar: I can't be fucked answering all those questions
Meerkat: it took me half an hour.
Meerkat: not even
Meerkat: twenty minutes.
Meerkat: And that was WITH chatting with someone
Meerkat: don't be so lazy.
Homestar: no
Meerkat: You're terrible.
Meerkat: What other highly-important task are you doing that cannot be displaced for fifteen-twenty minutes?
Homestar: masturbation
Meerkat: oh.
Meerkat: do it after. :D
[later]
Homestar: too many fucking questions
Meerkat: Nope, you're not stopping. Do it. :D
[later-later]
Homestar: too many
Homestar: fucking
Homestar: questions
Homestar: I'm almost ready to masturbate again FFS
Homestar: this quiz is longer than my refractory
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THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS. →
the person i like and why i like them.
a famous person i’ve been compared to.
5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
weird things i do when i’m alone.
how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
my last night out in detail.
something that makes me sad when i think about...
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macoftheaxe:
thisgingersnapsback:
stonzie:
jensenjaundice:
whalebiology:
you know what sucks? ham sucks
worst meat award goes to ham
congratulations on being awful
its literally all they eat here in terms of lunchmeat.
I like ham… but only country ham, like fried and for breakfast. As it was meant to be.
I like ham. I like ALL the ham! No ham for you? GREAT! More ham for me!...
Nerd Rage Rants: the-girl-with-the-boners: Nerd... →
the-girl-with-the-boners:
Nerd Rage Rants: Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”
cabradine:
abslterror:
cabradine:
the-girl-with-the-boners:
the-valorous-ghost:
the-girl-with-the-boners:
thisgingersnapsback:
THIS COCK SNAPS BACK
THE…
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The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme
ask-arkham:
Send me some numbers, and I will tell you:
What does their bedroom look like?
Do they have any daily rituals?
Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
Eating habits and sample daily menu
Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding...
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Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
abslterror:
cabradine:
the-girl-with-the-boners:
the-valorous-ghost:
the-girl-with-the-boners:
thisgingersnapsback:
THIS COCK SNAPS BACK
THE COCK WITH THE BONERS.
OR EVEN THE GIRL WITH THE COCK.
BRITTANY
I WIN.
THE VALOROUS COCK
I TRUMP ALL OF YOU.
okay wait
Emaline really wins.
Er… my URL is one word. Cabradine (it’s a nonsensical word that isn’t my nickname; seriously...
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Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
the-girl-with-the-boners:
the-valorous-ghost:
the-girl-with-the-boners:
thisgingersnapsback:
THIS COCK SNAPS BACK
THE COCK WITH THE BONERS.
OR EVEN THE GIRL WITH THE COCK.
BRITTANY
I WIN.
THE VALOROUS COCK
I TRUMP ALL OF YOU.
okay wait
Emaline really wins.
Er… my URL is one word. Cabradine (it’s a nonsensical word that isn’t my nickname; seriously way too...
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